i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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