I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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