well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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