Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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