i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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