I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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