I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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