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She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drake has all the answers
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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