So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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