The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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