32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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