My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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