Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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