No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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