Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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