I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do herpes really smell.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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