That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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