He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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