I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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