That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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