i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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