Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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