question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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