therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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