He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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