party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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