you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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