I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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