Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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