Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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