You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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