i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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