I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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