I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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