I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
