We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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