You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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