just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Its about making memories worth repressing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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