Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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