You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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