birth control should be required to get into college
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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