I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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