How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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