tell your sister to shave her snatch
You smell like stripper and shame
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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