I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Farmville is her only friend.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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