We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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