For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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