I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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