one two three fourrrrnication!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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