But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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