if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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