: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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