every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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