He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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