That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Text me some of your sweat
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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