My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I want to make a zoo with you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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