You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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